Quotes

If I could jump through the TV, I would be just like Nick Fury... except I don't have brown skin... or an eye path... but I have an Avengers shirt!
- Calvin, 5/2015

Calvin: (Holding a bag of candy corn) What does this say?
Denise: Brach's.
Calvin: (Repeating it) Brach's.
Denise: Ha, when you say it, it sounds like the President's name.
Calvin: What president?
Denise: The president of the whole country.
Calvin: He makes candy corn?
- 11/8/2013

No it's cool, this is totally safe.  This is where I put my credit card.  Wait, where's my credit card?
- Denise, 11/14/2010