Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Denise and I certainly know what we're thankful for...

Sunday, November 22, 2009


Denise and I would like to officially welcome Calvin Jacob Schmidt to the world. He was born Saturday, November 21, at 3:58pm. He was 8lbs 10oz and 21" in length.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Goodbye, Grandma

In honor of my grandma's passing on Oct. 30th, I'm posting a copy of her obituary...
Oneeta Reuter

Funeral service for Oneeta Wanda Reuter, 96, Tucson, Ariz., formerly of Anoka, took place Nov. 16 at Thurston-Lindberg Funeral Chapel, Anoka. Rev. Gary Wilkerson.

Reuter died Oct. 30. She was born April 13, 1913 in Kiota, Mo., to Charles E. and Fanny F. (Gault) Tracy and was a retired nurse at the state hospital.

She is survived by her children, Charles Reuter, Dallas (Nancy) Reuter and Mary Kay (Larry) Schmidt; 13 grandchildren; 19 great-grandchildren; eight great-great-grandchildren; and nieces and nephews.

Interment was at Forest Hill Cemetery, Anoka. Arrangements were by Thurston-Lindberg Funeral Home, Anoka.

My grandma was also famous in our family for having a quaint colloquialism for pretty much any situation. Here are a few I could think of off the top of my head:

  • "Excuse the pig, the hog's out walkin'." (used when one of us burped, a personal favorite of mine.)

  • "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound horse."

  • "I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been cut."

  • "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

  • "It's like straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel."

Updated 12/2:

  • I haven't . . . since Hector was a pup.

  • . . . 'til who laid the rail.

  • . . . (doing/going something) hell bent fer 'lection.

  • He's as thick in the muck as she is in the mire.

  • I've gotta pee so bad I can taste it.

  • She already had a stallion in the paddock.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Still No Kid...

Well you had to think that any offspring of Denise and I would be a little on the stubborn side... the little bugger is 5 days late today. So just to update everyone, Denise is tentatively scheduled to be induced this Friday.