Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Enough Paul Walker already!

Running Scared comes out this Friday, making it the 3,526th Paul Walker movie to come out in the last 2 years. And it looks like as much of a turd as the other 3,525. Seriously, how does this no-talent ass-clown keep getting work? I just can't watch his movies. They actually cause me physical pain.

Now a bit of a tangent concerning Paul Walker's last movie, Eight Below, which came out five whole days ago (see the above rant). Hasn't Disney done enough dogsled/arctic/wolf movies? After just a quick look at the last 25 years worth of Disney movies i see Eight Below, Snow Dogs, Iron Will, White Fang, The Journey of Natty Gann, and Never Cry Wolf. That's an average of about one dogsled/arctic/wolf movie every 3.67 years since 1983, and i'm sure i'm missing some. I realize Hollywood hasn't exactly been a beacon of creativity in recent years, but that's ridiculous!